Monday, August 07, 2006

The Key to Becoming a Successful Lawyer - A Kicky Voicemail

Part of my duties as an intern at Itel Media is going through the heaps (ha, right) of resumes and applications for a new hire. I came across a resume that looked perfect, but no sooner had I called to schedule an interview with him did I realize how wrong I had obviously been:

Hello, you've reached the law offices of Michael F. Schwartzberg. Since I don't have a secretary, you will have to leave a message. If I did have a secretary, she would be able to page me wherever I was and let me know that you called. ...I wish I was rich. Alright! Bye bye, now!

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Needless to say, I didn't leave a message.

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